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A Funny Irish Joke   An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed.  He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look. "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."   That what the Mrs. says at least.   For you Red Sox fans out there. There gotta be at least one around here. I'm not much for baseball....but this is still funny as hell. I stole this from Rick O'Sullivan's profile.       Ok I got this one from a friend of mine in Second Life.     From:CDC (Centers for Disease Control) Atlanta,GA   To: All Employed People in the USA   The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert. About a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted **orally **by contact **electronically This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.   Apply  this Remedy immediately if you come into contact with WORK Take two good friends to the nearest bar stool at The Irish-American Club. and purchase one or both of the following antidotes.   **Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or ** Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooted (BEER).   Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Rinse and Repeat if  this remedy is taken Fri thru Sun.   Thank You CDC   ps you just lost....